Zachary Tootle says he lives on the edge on Coldwater Canyon Dr. in Beverly Hills. “Dude, the other day this random guy totally rolled through a stop sign and almost killed me!” (Zach’s (parent’s) mansion has it’s own side street… Read more ›

“Los Angeles is utterly superficial“, declared Harrington Archibald Gladysfield III; that’s “Harry” to his Andover classmates and “Ol’ Arch” to his Yale peers. We’re eating crumpets while stretched out in the Adirondack chairs atop the exclusive Brookline Country Club golf course.… Read more ›

“One minute I was figuring out what to say and the next moment I wake up in hospital. I was at the local bar and wanted ask out this cute, feminist girl I sort of know. But I wasn’t sure… Read more ›

Scientists from the University of Graben-Talus have discovered that we are evolving longer arms to take better selfies. The researchers used big data and machine learning to detect selfies from images on Twitter and Facebook, and measure arm lengths from the… Read more ›

The American Association of Linguists (AAL) announced the discovery of a new language hiding unnoticed. They called it ‘American’. “Each time your boss says you just may want to consider doing something when he actually means you better do it,… Read more ›

Illustration by Gunjan Joshi “Kimbles was just an upgrade y’know? He’s clean, doesn’t always need sex, won’t leave the dishes in the sink and has lovely strokable hair. Aren’t you lovely Kimbles coochie coo?”, says Anodyne Simpson of her cat… Read more ›

Several universities are reporting startling increases in the number of PhDs. students they are graduating. This rise is tied to the American elections. Says Zark Muckerberg of Facebook University,”It’s just amazing to see these Facebook discussion threads produce doctorates like… Read more ›